
Shel: Mom, can I get in with you?
Me: No.
Shel: I have a very important question.
Me: Can't it wait?
Shel: No, it's really important.
Me: Ok, what it is?
Shel: Mom, if we are upside down and blood rushes to our head, how come when bats are upside down blood doesn't rush to their head?
Ok, now I'm a relatively intelligent person. I have 3 university degrees, one of which is graduate level. I'm stumped. But by that time, the water was no longer steaming, the air didn't smell like lemon any more, and Vogue held less interest than bats (not too difficult). We haven't looked up the answer yet on Wikipedia. My child, in addition to being absolutely delicious, is brillant.
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