14 July, 2008

image from La Senza.

I would just like to say that this is not my underwear. Not that I wouldn't like it to be my underwear, but I don't have any underwear.

One of my all time favorite movies is Heartburn. I love everything about this movie (even though it is about an asshole guy who continually cheats on his wife.) Anyway, in this movie the guy played by Jack Nickelson can never find his socks. He puts them in the laundry and never gets any back. Actually I think that he is leaving them at his lover's but that's a whole other can of worms. The fact is that he never can find his socks.

I have the same problem, except I can never find my underwear (and I don't have a lover). We all change our underwear the same number of times per day, I put everything in the laundry, I take them out of the laundry, but when I'm folding the laundry the husband has 7 pairs, the wee man has 7 pairs, I have 1 pair. Where do they all go? I am constantly shopping for underwear.

And I hate cheap underwear, but hate the fact that I am spending money on them because I know that I will never see them again.

What's up with that?


Anonymous said...

Have you ever considered your husband may have an online business of his own ? Ha Ha Ha !!

Half-an-Acre said...

i find underpants all over my house! I have three boys under 10 and they randomly removed them and kick then around - along with their socks. they like the naked thing - i'm not sure why - I'm sick of picking them up and sick of telling them not to do it! as a result I have millions of odd socks in the wash!!!! and my friends keeps saying er... there's a pair of pants over there ......

HipKid said...

I'm glad to hear that my guy isn't the only one who likes the naked thing and going commando. Sometimes it's a struggle to get clothes on him.